Cubs: You know where to send the clubhouse booze


We don’t understand the whole drinking in the clubhouse thing. The last thing we would want to do after hours of playing in the hot sun in the dirt and grass is to chug back a few. But, after the recent drunk driving accident of a St. Louis Cardinals pitcher baseball teams are banning alcohol in clubhouse and the Cubs announced yesterday they’ll be doing the same. The question is was there some much needed alcohol after losing to the Pirates last night in 15 innings or was the rule already in effect?

We “guess” we’re applauding the Cubs although every player on the squad can sure afford a cab. If they need a place to dump the extra drinks send them here:

Bulls Locker Room
United Center
1901 W. Madison St.